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Stroll 4 Meningitis, summer 2007 17th May, 2007 @ 01:22
I'd like to ask everyone for their support again this year in raising money for Meningitis UK.

Same deal as last year, I'll be walking 16 miles in total, from Bath to Bristol.

JUNE 30TH

BATH RFC TO BRISTOL RFC

I've set up a sponsorship page again which can be found here: http://www.justgiving.com/jrm

Please give whatever you can!

Many thanks :)




Current Mood: awakeawake

15th May, 2007 @ 11:39
CANNIBAL SMACKING.

That is all :)



Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Current Music: Echo and the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon.

For Sheryl... ;) 26th Apr, 2007 @ 21:25


Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Charlie Musselwhite - Leaving Blues

Fuck it. 25th Mar, 2007 @ 00:13
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your cable and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck l ron hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.

Current Mood: drunkdrunk
Current Music: Tool - Learn To Swim

Mmmmmmmmmm... 23rd Mar, 2007 @ 02:03
Baths are amazing.

Aren't baths amazing?!

You get in and they're all warm and they smell nice (yeah, this is AFTER you've run the water) and you can soak and soak until you look like your great grandmother.

They're about ten million times more amazing when you've just taken your skanky hair extensions out and you can finally dunk your entire person in the water and feel that sensation that you only get from having a clean scalp.

Bliss... sheer, unadulterated bliss :D

Current Mood: peacefulpeaceful

20th Mar, 2007 @ 08:02
I am ONE. GRUMPY. BUNNY. this morning.

I'm putting this down to a number of factors:

1) Waking up from a dream in which I had to get married but wasn't prepared and had to wear some skanky, shapeless granny dress that was one size too small and the most hideous pair of shoes you're ever likely to see.

2) Just when I was looking forward to spring, it seems to be getting more like the arctic every second.

3) The hair I got sent, whilst being the most stunning colour ever, is actually Toyokalon and I have no idea if it's going to seal.

4) One of my oldest piercings (ten years) has suddenly decided to flare up and go weird on me. Happened a couple of weeks ago, took it out, waited for it to heal again, put it back in and three days later it's off again.

5) Mornings always suck.

All of this leads me to conclude that I'm quite possibly one of the most shallow people I've ever met and that I deserve to be bashed about the head repeatedly for not being grateful for so many other things :-/

Hey ho, I guess nobody's perfect... and anyone who is perfect is probably really annoying anyway ;)

Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
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» Sticks
"Hello"

"Hello"

"Do you like sticks?"

"Yes, I like sticks"

"For breakfast?"

"No, for poking people's eyes out in supermarkets"


» Spooky...
What do you suppose it means when you find this outside your front door?!



Headless pink baby! Aaaaaarrrrghhhhh!


» March 6th in the year of the envelope.
Is it nearly summer yet?

Is Alex Jones a Zionist fruitcake?

Can I stay awake until it's a reasonable time to go to bed?

If I drink any more smoothie, will I throw up?

Are you trying to believe?

If a tree falls in the woods and there's nobody to hear it, can beavers still use it to make a dam?



» One could go quite insane.
So the banks are all crying like babies and claiming that if people continue to kick up a stink about their ridiculous charges, banking will no longer be free and customers will have to pay for their bank accounts.

Gimme a fucking break.

Add to this more rising taxes and the government whining about people living on council estates who are unemployed and seem to have no aspirations to better themselves and move on to buy their own property. Uh... have you seen housing prices? Has anyone been given anything to bloody well aspire to?

He who controls the money...


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